Party Board

Updated Nov. 22, 2021

Party Board
David Malosh for The New York Times. Food Stylist: Simon Andrews. Prop Stylist: Paige Hicks.
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This is a no-recipe recipe, a recipe without an ingredients list or steps. It invites you to improvise in the kitchen.

You don’t need a recipe for a party board, which is a fine dinner for a Wednesday night. You don’t even need a no-recipe recipe. You need only what cheese is in the refrigerator, sliced or wedged or cubed, along with cured meats — I like rolled mortadella, spread inside with a little mayonnaise and dotted with pickled jalapeño — and a little bread or pile of crackers. Maybe add to the board some cherry tomatoes, halved and tossed in olive oil and good vinegar with salt and pepper? You could stuff them with mozzarella, if you have the time. Or celery, cut into batons? Carrots, likewise? Raw or roasted peppers, sliced?

The chef Gabrielle Hamilton calls the assemblage a snack tray. In the name of romance, she once stacked Pringles on one, with a ramekin of Castelvetrano olives. Her swain, now her wife, Ashley Merriman, responded with “pepperoni cut as thin as fish scales and shingled just as neatly.” You could go with Jarlsberg, Triscuits and vodka sodas. Or smoked salmon, shaved asparagus, some crème fraîche with chives, dill and tarragon. A party board is what you make of it.

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Growing up in a financially struggling family in the 1970s, we had this dinner each year that we received an income tax return. Dad went to the grocers and picked up some special treats that were cost-prohibitive normally: sardines, olives, pickled foods, chocolates, cheese, nuts, whatever caught his eye. Then he’d lay all out on the table and we’d have a party, just the 5 of us. Dad passed in Dec, and I celebrated him tonight by recreating a meal from my childhood. Thank you for reminding me.

This is 'odds and ends', the first meal my husband 'cooked' for me 27 years ago. Still a regular meal, usually weekends with a movie, or picnic in bed. I use the week's leftovers that are too small for a meal but perfect for tapa dish and add any pickle, smoked meat, fruit, crusty bread. To stay true to our early [leaner] days it must include grapes, swiss cheese, one avocado, and Ak-Mak crackers--oddly addictive crackers that I thank my husband for introducing to me. Splurge is Boursin cheese.

Definitely apples with cheese, as KK notes. The "Pantry Picnic" was one of the few "recipes" my husband of almost 40 years brought to our partnership, and it has served us well for decades now, especially in hot weather. We include smoked oysters, and keep a stash of Rye With Carraway Seed Triscuit which goes especially well with Amish Swiss and sharp Cheddar cheeses. For the blues and milder cheeses, a fresh thin-sliced baguette or a less-assertive cracker is best. Don't forget the wine!

Thanks for the inspiration...having some nice neighbors in tonight and just want to relax, keep it simple, but keep it tasty! The plan is apples, nuts, grapes, 2 cheeses, pepperoni, crackers, olives, cherry tomatoes- plus one hot appetizer that looks good when I go shopping later.

We call this a Bits and Bobs dinner. My now adult sons loved these meals when they were younger- a must have item was pistachio nuts. Preferred presentation was a series of colourful bowls and small interesting unique serving dishes, including a melamine pink pig bowl.

What a good post! I had fun putting a party board together for the two of us - we very mucjh enjoyed it. I plan on doing it once a week. We were pretty poor growing up - at times there was little food but whatever was in the cupboard or fridge made it to the table. Who knew these many years later we'd be doing it purposefully.

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